31 January 2018

Glazed Donut Awards: Bus Ride with Sister

Today I am going to start a new segment that I have been working on for a while. I call it the Glazed Donut Awards. They are a little project of mine that started when I noticed that most porn stories on the internet a prone to repeating the same ludicrous tropes. I designed these little trophies to award them to the most bizarre, over the top stories I had read.
These awards are meant to be satirical, to see porn and erotica through a less serious lens. I am not doing this to bash anybody.

All right, enough explaining. Our first ever recipient of the Glazed Donut Awards will be "Bus Ride with Sister," by HeyAll. You can find the story here.


The nameless protagonist goes on a trip with his sister Christine, just like the title says. Their parents encourage him to go because it would be "good sibling bonding time".









This one applies to Christine more than anything. She dumps her boyfriend because he cheated on her, okay fine. But the free shit he gave her, that is apparently good enough to keep. And even after she finds out that the trip is way different than advertised, she still makes her brother come along.








We get it, Christine is way hot. And she gives blowjobs like a pro, even further qualifying her for the title. And neither she nor the protagonist undergo any kind of refractory period.




The nudist part of the retreat is not clearly advertised, because of legal reasons? No clothes allowed, anywhere? Not even towels to sit on? That is NOT how nudism works in the real world.








Christine texts her mom while sucking the protagonist's dick at the same time. That's impressive.